While the Alien Hoodie is designed as the ultimate relaxation hoodie for any visitors hanging out with us on Earth and finding it all a bit too much… it’s also suitable for humans who need a break too. 

If you’re a human interested in buying the hoodie, it’s a cross between an isolation tank and a bed. Built by the machines that build beds, it’s a double-layered, weighted, 3D-knitted hoodie with a padded sculptural texture based on the sand dunes on Mars. It also comes with a big black visor that you can see out through, but no-one can see in – making it perfect for long-haul flights or escaping from the world for a few hours. 

If you're an alien interested in buying the hoodie, we obviously can’t be certain what form you’re going to take. If you’re anything like the giant heptapods in 'Arrival' this hoodie is clearly not going to work. But if you’re above 4 feet tall, with really big eyes, this hoodie is going to look great on you, and can probably double as a sleeping bag. For payment – assuming you may not be able to pay in any of our Earth currencies – we’re willing to accept faster-than-light-speed craft, or anti-gravity technology.